Thursday, November 10, 2011

br0

Rly hall and oats the moment i leave. You Dick!

Where if in minor always go harmonic is say

No, icicles. Do you want to get a drink sometime?

No im to square dadio for all that jive ass turkey

I am a sparkley being

Wood is a prequel of fire and sun is the preview

And so are you!

The illuminated clouds silhouette the autumn trees. Leaves fall like rain with the sound of a bear approaching in darkness

Haha, more bullshit

b3li3v3

Let the dog out bro

All these hoes that i keep. Cause i turn down pizzas in ma sleep

Bad day reversed instantly

"Hail ewaskio!"

This really hood babies mama on the bus just asked me my boot size and then if i wanted to go for a drink

Yeah i remember. So you survived the snow.

What do australian pirates put on their toast

Dogs

I'll get us some rose call me spaceghost

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

bbm

Hungover bike texting is very hard

Shut up baby dick

Yes high commander!

Ps its beyond cats, ill tell you about it when we're drunk sometime

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Donzo

All the notches in your belt are here

Oh cool. Have fun storming the castle!

Lets fall in love first

Shut up. Baby and dim sum.

Perfectly ripened

err...

You need to get outta town with your brotherly loving and your bill murray and your miracles joints

Sorry if I scared you away with my unfortunate tan lines

Oh man itd better. I fucked it all up. The ladies are sleepy and I'm antsy pantsy

Flameo

Its how they describe menapaus ahhhhhhh!

What has happened to u?

Shitty paradise

tmrw

Love you too yungsneezy!

Since i was 16

Got the oj

Hoopin' dawgz

RIP the thunder horse

You're my only hope.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

DrRrTy

Got snow?

I just be making mad biddy friends at splooge

Hide and go play with my ass

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Sunday, January 2, 2011

o shyt

Man on street 'A monkey don't leave a tree unless it got another fucking tree to grab onto. Same with fucking females.'

Mix equal parts 70 proof kahlua with DR. pepper. its great ! its called the dr. creamy, youll see why

Kat andi went grocery shopping and came home and did a lot of special K

I covered every surface with sprayed alcohol no place to sleep

Why would you do that? He trusted you. He fell asleep at your house. And you went and put a carrot in his ass

Jamacan it back ok mon