Holla!!

Hey sorry i'm in a pink mini Cooper limo right now with a gay dude in a blazer. What's up?

Kevin James

How is puppy fishing going? (t9 corrected it to "puppy" so i'll leave it be)

youth is a revolving door which trajects each generation into orbit with the frozen stars

Oh, Hey!!!!!

I hope you have found a fall out shelter, the world appears to be ending.

Ah shitty but get laid.

hum

yeah you too. good luck finding your way.

I'm sorry i thought i wa sending that to google!! ps horse lol

haha okay so a day lilly topped pizza atop an ostrich...

with the slight possibility of a hot tub after!!

The nature in our apt but also a nature show on netflix

Someone stole Sean's fedora. There is a god.

Well yeah i live in bushwick and im taking a pal to baracade although bring women i need to meet some

Make that a giraffe

Every bodys working for the weekend

lololololololololololol

Whats popping tiger shark?

I miss your insults.

Where u at sonny jim mix master slim (the red haired on) ?

let's go swimming

Wakey wakey!

You coming to the party? no is not an option im strung out on uppers as usual

hows my friday man in all his business?

Will you buy me a 40 please i really need to get laid

f u

How was being a sextra

I'm in yr hood. There's a sweet jazz show at union hall.

Thursday bday dinner on deck with fam?

Haha don't worry i'm too drunk too dream and to ornery to cry.

Cool you should add to the ambience and just be shooting up in your underwear when they come.

Don't worry i blue myself all day yesturday and today

Now if you'll excuse me, i have to fall asleep on the sofa accidentally to the sounds of The Wedding Planner starring Jenny from the block. VERY important stuff

FWD: Keg a switchback keg a pbr the lion awakens

it relates to my summer

srsly

Oh right. totally. ive lost track of it but ill regain it tomorrow.

I will send out your love rays.


Yeah! ur right. i want-regret.hope youre to-joy.enthous whiskey-betrayal.passion. indain-thirst.want wheres-freedom! i love it. but dont see how

What. The. Fuck.

MISSIN YOU IS EASY CUZ YOUR BEAUTIFUL Doobee doobee doodooo

? breastscuse me?

Whasumean??

cuz

Took the thinly veiled sarcasm right out of my mouth

Do you want me to send you a wrench so you can open a fire hydrant?

they are drunk mazybe and they, for whatever reason, are convinced that i am a friend of 'the lady'

Yea the pbr-anade was is in my bellyarea, garlicbuttergrilled 2 perfecto

I cant but i love you for asking

I caught 13 inch bass today

I think this is a pleasant and amusing philosphy.

woodnight, wove wou

2nite

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Backstage bovines

He should make a Gonzo porn Called "Bark! n lay"

Im eatin OYSTERS watch out

There is legal weed in new orleans, this is insane

I guess ill just chill with the dog on the stoop

I will Fabio. It will be fab. I'll bake you cookies, muffin.

Bounce like a lobster. Made it to brattleboro

Kewl c ewe soon but this bar is playing what must be dave mathews band and is a little unnecessarily medieval so maybe i find another bar nearby

fyi

Hey scooby what is going on with youby?

wanna go canoeing

Moment of silence For this tragedy....i just found and threw away Buff Jail Babes on DVD

Burn-kissed beer ball and berg berry haunt

Guess what? i just realized that my full name rhymes with Vanilla Swear Guideline

I may play my music 2 loud but i have no way of truly knowing. its weird and cool all at once. LIFE

Boo youve gotta help me get my cable to work. i am Clueless. coincidentally, i am trying to play a Clueless dvd.

IM GONNA GET A KNIFE AND STAWT CUTTING BLOOD.

Well at least it's a fun record.

cya

What's the status of your apparatus?

Im drinking one dollar well drinks. And working on ma accent. Where my cane and top hat at?

Can't wait to cohabitat with ya brotha! So much to catch up on!! Good for you looks like i'll be living your pool house.

How did you do that.

I bet my bar is more black

I'm obsessed with kale and theres nothing wrong with hendrix

Do you mean jizzing? lol

That souns like a lyric to a pop song.

tho

Roadtrips make me shit really weirdly, anybody?

Had a dream last nite that we were in la at a bar. i got a white russian, two guys started fightin over a chic and then we were in a salt mine and dirt started pouring in and some old dude said that ment the temp was gonna rise ten degrees that year

Dont you love it when u burp amnd end up throwin up a little and swallowin it again?

Damn yous a sexy fuck! Give me a piece of that pie baby baby

im in new orleans zac is getting me HIGH SCHOOL dreezy drunk annd i miss youuu

Try saying bialy Or Schmear with a hick accent its impossible not to laugh

Whhhhiiisssskkkkeeeey

brb

I'm ALWAYS cross refrencing my technology....hurry up and get famouse then come play in the mountains...

Don't be in ohio. dont.

How do you not smell that pepper?

Vermont, tryin to find job, not sure there is one for me. Ive got the kind of debt no honest man can pay. meet me tonite in Atlantic City

Hope that Buick is air conditioned...

I no!

Happy hour?

HAPPY HOUR NOWWWWWWW

No one is fooling anyone! I knew exactly what I was getting into...now come visit us you pussy.

ur

Too late. I puked on cody twice, im back in ptown, miss ya bro !

YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONITE !!!

Bueno. I will defrost the bagels and chill the wine.

I wuv you boober

stealing your dog

Ernest! Respond. I am not making you makeout with me i wuz joking

wut

Oh birthday loving i blow your candlight way!!

Lover i am literally in the shower

Where i do that???

Woofwoof

YEAH BOOOOOiiiYYYYYY !

Ernest i'm sorry. I am so. So. So sorry.

Oh Jesus, Ernest you cracked our future. I'm on the train back I wish we had sunshine.

w/

we gotta pop bottles

I'm upset by your statement.

Obviously u just need more blankets. Or a group of stuffed animals and chocolate skinned lovers to cuddle with.

There is a shirt i own that i believe is your size. Its silly looking. I've been told you'd probably wear it

@ lame poetry napped an ready.

Get here!

I wish you safe travels my friend.

I cried.

PLZ

Jazzberry Jam

Coome. its all lesbian mafia i dont fit in!

Gathering large groups of ladies. Be by your place soon.

If only u could see how maru is making me giggle.

I'm so freakin hungy I could hook up with a horse

Ew my god

Jail for real?

Got vip'd to the front of the line for the very best also saw bill murray and gza lovin on each other backstage at gzas showl ife is good.

txtz

Endlesss amount of workkk

Pretty bitch status

Hi mooon

Where are you doing? also move to new orleans

If we donbt stop drinkin, we'll be friemds fwr a loooonnnggg time

Ps I just wrote this song that i love so much and cant wait to show u!! its about someone shooting their lover and shes begging the judge.

It please me greatly that you are aware of breathing out and in...prana...love, MOM

partying! cum.