Holla!!

Hey sorry i'm in a pink mini Cooper limo right now with a gay dude in a blazer. What's up?

Kevin James

How is puppy fishing going? (t9 corrected it to "puppy" so i'll leave it be)

youth is a revolving door which trajects each generation into orbit with the frozen stars

Oh, Hey!!!!!

I hope you have found a fall out shelter, the world appears to be ending.

Ah shitty but get laid.

hum

yeah you too. good luck finding your way.

I'm sorry i thought i wa sending that to google!! ps horse lol

haha okay so a day lilly topped pizza atop an ostrich...

with the slight possibility of a hot tub after!!

The nature in our apt but also a nature show on netflix

Someone stole Sean's fedora. There is a god.

Well yeah i live in bushwick and im taking a pal to baracade although bring women i need to meet some

Make that a giraffe

Every bodys working for the weekend

lololololololololololol

Whats popping tiger shark?

I miss your insults.

Where u at sonny jim mix master slim (the red haired on) ?

let's go swimming

Wakey wakey!

You coming to the party? no is not an option im strung out on uppers as usual

hows my friday man in all his business?

Will you buy me a 40 please i really need to get laid

f u

How was being a sextra

I'm in yr hood. There's a sweet jazz show at union hall.

Thursday bday dinner on deck with fam?

Haha don't worry i'm too drunk too dream and to ornery to cry.

Cool you should add to the ambience and just be shooting up in your underwear when they come.

Don't worry i blue myself all day yesturday and today

Now if you'll excuse me, i have to fall asleep on the sofa accidentally to the sounds of The Wedding Planner starring Jenny from the block. VERY important stuff

FWD: Keg a switchback keg a pbr the lion awakens

it relates to my summer

srsly

Oh right. totally. ive lost track of it but ill regain it tomorrow.

I will send out your love rays.


Yeah! ur right. i want-regret.hope youre to-joy.enthous whiskey-betrayal.passion. indain-thirst.want wheres-freedom! i love it. but dont see how

What. The. Fuck.

MISSIN YOU IS EASY CUZ YOUR BEAUTIFUL Doobee doobee doodooo

? breastscuse me?

Whasumean??

cuz

Took the thinly veiled sarcasm right out of my mouth

Do you want me to send you a wrench so you can open a fire hydrant?

they are drunk mazybe and they, for whatever reason, are convinced that i am a friend of 'the lady'

Yea the pbr-anade was is in my bellyarea, garlicbuttergrilled 2 perfecto

I cant but i love you for asking

I caught 13 inch bass today

I think this is a pleasant and amusing philosphy.

woodnight, wove wou