NBD

I can download an app that tells me when my friends are smoking my weed

And have a not pc version of Oprah in the backyard

I found it to be an adequate love letter to the production value of Xena.

Pretty much. Another bear ate more tities tonight, but not to fear your bday is in the clear

Hope you got webbed feet bro

I wonder what the meaning behind coffee cake donut is?

Grams and hams...?

Was going to systematically have sex with your entire family

Ok sorry if that was confusing. Did your little alec baldwin choke her little reporter?

SMH

Hey sugar

WARNING RUBBING ANAL HAIRS TOGETHER WILL CAUSE ANUSTHAESIC SHOCK IN HETEROSEXUAL MEN

what the hell is going on with these ghost eels

emelio melestevez

Vaginabird, I'm going there to "fuck the party up" so be ready 

how many monkey butlers will there be?

No my friend. I'll be eating the faces. 

ONLY JAH SEES ALL

the smell of death will keep your husband at home.

I don't know how well equine dong keeps...

Swish. Swish.

Thanks for including me in the party...love, MOM

YOLO

Man sitting on the stoop with young boy, 'so neither of your parents are home?'

I shabboted the fuck out of them and retrieved money, paperwork and my appetite

and weiners u fag

fags luv moses.

Im sorry if it sounded like I was calling you a womanizer. I meant funhaver

Aww I blush but the drumb of freedom is marching dawg

TRU. And there'd be a bomb inside her

Captain dickheart

bfd

Can't come to ny, got a jawb

Except no one slept with a prostitute

Look at the Moon

And replace it with pussy

I am not Elian gonzales

br0

Rly hall and oats the moment i leave. You Dick!

Where if in minor always go harmonic is say

No, icicles. Do you want to get a drink sometime?

No im to square dadio for all that jive ass turkey

I am a sparkley being

Wood is a prequel of fire and sun is the preview

And so are you!

The illuminated clouds silhouette the autumn trees. Leaves fall like rain with the sound of a bear approaching in darkness

Haha, more bullshit

b3li3v3

Let the dog out bro

All these hoes that i keep. Cause i turn down pizzas in ma sleep

Bad day reversed instantly

"Hail ewaskio!"

This really hood babies mama on the bus just asked me my boot size and then if i wanted to go for a drink

Yeah i remember. So you survived the snow.

What do australian pirates put on their toast

Dogs

I'll get us some rose call me spaceghost

bbm

Hungover bike texting is very hard

Shut up baby dick

Yes high commander!

Ps its beyond cats, ill tell you about it when we're drunk sometime