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Backstage bovines

He should make a Gonzo porn Called "Bark! n lay"

Im eatin OYSTERS watch out

There is legal weed in new orleans, this is insane

I guess ill just chill with the dog on the stoop

I will Fabio. It will be fab. I'll bake you cookies, muffin.

Bounce like a lobster. Made it to brattleboro

Kewl c ewe soon but this bar is playing what must be dave mathews band and is a little unnecessarily medieval so maybe i find another bar nearby

fyi

Hey scooby what is going on with youby?

wanna go canoeing

Moment of silence For this tragedy....i just found and threw away Buff Jail Babes on DVD

Burn-kissed beer ball and berg berry haunt

Guess what? i just realized that my full name rhymes with Vanilla Swear Guideline

I may play my music 2 loud but i have no way of truly knowing. its weird and cool all at once. LIFE

Boo youve gotta help me get my cable to work. i am Clueless. coincidentally, i am trying to play a Clueless dvd.

IM GONNA GET A KNIFE AND STAWT CUTTING BLOOD.

Well at least it's a fun record.

cya

What's the status of your apparatus?

Im drinking one dollar well drinks. And working on ma accent. Where my cane and top hat at?

Can't wait to cohabitat with ya brotha! So much to catch up on!! Good for you looks like i'll be living your pool house.

How did you do that.

I bet my bar is more black

I'm obsessed with kale and theres nothing wrong with hendrix

Do you mean jizzing? lol

That souns like a lyric to a pop song.

tho

Roadtrips make me shit really weirdly, anybody?

Had a dream last nite that we were in la at a bar. i got a white russian, two guys started fightin over a chic and then we were in a salt mine and dirt started pouring in and some old dude said that ment the temp was gonna rise ten degrees that year

Dont you love it when u burp amnd end up throwin up a little and swallowin it again?

Damn yous a sexy fuck! Give me a piece of that pie baby baby

im in new orleans zac is getting me HIGH SCHOOL dreezy drunk annd i miss youuu

Try saying bialy Or Schmear with a hick accent its impossible not to laugh

Whhhhiiisssskkkkeeeey

brb

I'm ALWAYS cross refrencing my technology....hurry up and get famouse then come play in the mountains...

Don't be in ohio. dont.

How do you not smell that pepper?

Vermont, tryin to find job, not sure there is one for me. Ive got the kind of debt no honest man can pay. meet me tonite in Atlantic City

Hope that Buick is air conditioned...

I no!

Happy hour?

HAPPY HOUR NOWWWWWWW

No one is fooling anyone! I knew exactly what I was getting into...now come visit us you pussy.