Hai!

The cops irishiness at this precinct in queens make us look mongolian

Leila was in my bed for hours until a few minutes ago

Do you wanna touch (me there yeah)

Ok. Be loved and be held. I get it. Respect.

Yea. Ugh I wish my iPhone were a haas avacado.

yeah mostly just naked sleeping pics. Haha

Can't believe we're finally seniors!!!!!!!!!!

173857264 pasadea boulevard. There's a party. I've SEEN the chicks...

∆∆∆

An owl just landed in a tree ten feet from me

Anal safari

Hanging in my jammers.

i just wanted a frolicking companion

Can't, otherwise no dick sucking

Jajaja ok. But it's gonna mostly white folks where we're going and they don't holler

soooo this party is a room full of hot girls. And three guys. Just saying, i need a friend to talk to.

And when i say that: i am not telling u in a clever way that imade out with your brother. So dont worry!!

shortcakes.....

NBD

I can download an app that tells me when my friends are smoking my weed

And have a not pc version of Oprah in the backyard

I found it to be an adequate love letter to the production value of Xena.

Pretty much. Another bear ate more tities tonight, but not to fear your bday is in the clear

Hope you got webbed feet bro

I wonder what the meaning behind coffee cake donut is?

Grams and hams...?

Was going to systematically have sex with your entire family

Ok sorry if that was confusing. Did your little alec baldwin choke her little reporter?

SMH

Hey sugar

WARNING RUBBING ANAL HAIRS TOGETHER WILL CAUSE ANUSTHAESIC SHOCK IN HETEROSEXUAL MEN

what the hell is going on with these ghost eels

emelio melestevez

Vaginabird, I'm going there to "fuck the party up" so be ready 

how many monkey butlers will there be?

No my friend. I'll be eating the faces. 

ONLY JAH SEES ALL

the smell of death will keep your husband at home.

I don't know how well equine dong keeps...

Swish. Swish.

Thanks for including me in the party...love, MOM

YOLO

Man sitting on the stoop with young boy, 'so neither of your parents are home?'

I shabboted the fuck out of them and retrieved money, paperwork and my appetite

and weiners u fag

fags luv moses.

Im sorry if it sounded like I was calling you a womanizer. I meant funhaver

Aww I blush but the drumb of freedom is marching dawg

TRU. And there'd be a bomb inside her

Captain dickheart

bfd

Can't come to ny, got a jawb

Except no one slept with a prostitute

Look at the Moon

And replace it with pussy

I am not Elian gonzales

br0

Rly hall and oats the moment i leave. You Dick!

Where if in minor always go harmonic is say

No, icicles. Do you want to get a drink sometime?

No im to square dadio for all that jive ass turkey

I am a sparkley being

Wood is a prequel of fire and sun is the preview

And so are you!

The illuminated clouds silhouette the autumn trees. Leaves fall like rain with the sound of a bear approaching in darkness

Haha, more bullshit